The Pole Dance Doll? VIDEO
Oh lordy. Not only did we endure watching Tween star Miley Cyrus turn an ice cream push cart into her own personal Pole Dance, but now we have… The Pole Dance Doll! That’s right kidlets. While it used to be that keeping your daughter OFF the pole was a sign you did something right, some doll company is now ENCOURAGING little girls (and some boys I suppose) to get their freak on.
I mean, really! A POLE DANCE DOLL???? I totally give up on us as a human race. This is the end. Rome has fallen. Who in their right mind would give this to their CHILD?!?! Oh Billy Ray sit down, you don’t get one.