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keith walendowski lawn mower shot

Man Shoots Lawnmower for Not Starting

I know this man’s pain. If you have EVER had to mow your own lawn, it makes you appreciate the push kind. You know, the ones that don’t run off gas? I tried to buy one of those, and the moron at the Walmart said that they don’t make them anymore. Not true, I just went to a different store. Stupid head.

Anyways, Keith Walendowski, the sexy piece in the mug shot from the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s department, above, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

Basically, he shot his lawn mower (and was possibly drinking at the time) because it wouldn’t start. The neighbor called the cops and he said… “I can do that, it’s my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.”

You tell ’em! It’s YOUR lawn mower, you can shoot it if you want to!