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Lost Dog


Heehee. We thought this was funny. We know we’re mean people, but it was funny. This “Missing Dog” poster was found on Paris Hilton’s front door. (and while some are speculating that little Paris put it there, the website is done by a guy named Ryan Crotty.)

What’s it say?


Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!


If you have any information, please call [310-555-NOHOPE] or go to []

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”

Whoever did this, (and I’M assuming it’s NOT PARIS though she’s been known to do secret nasty things), has a twisted sense of humor… and putting it on Paris’ door… even better. heehee.

Just Jared