Lindsay, has a baby bump.
No this isn’t a nightmare come true, or the inevitable… it’s for her new movie role. Yes, Lindsay Lohan has a job. A real job. A real paying movie job. It’s called Labor Pains.
And in this job, she plays a women who pretends to be pregnant, to avoid being fired from her job. Um ok.
I just thank the stars that she’s not knocked up. I almost upchucked my Baked Tostitos and salsa!
I mean, I’m sure she’d be a good mot—- ok, I can’t even type it.