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Get your filthy mind out of the gutter! I’m talking about the ones in his clavicle!

A visibly bothered Lance Armstrong posted a video message to all of us on his website talking about his surgery. As we stated before, the injury was much worse than was initially expected, and his recovery in time for the Tour de France is uncertain. He also thanks the doctors who worked on him.

What a bummer. He must be dealing with all sorts of emotions right now. I know of a good Sport Counselor if you want to talk about what’s going on, Lance. Just send me a little Tweet!

I love that you can see the ice pack and a stack of Dvds on his counter. Is that the Godfather?

I still say it was a take down, all planned by another cyclist (who I won’t name here for fear of being sued). Watch your back Lance!

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