BREAKING!!! Angelina's still pregnant!
OMG YOU GUYS!!! We HAVE to stop and thank the heavens that everyone is OK!!! Angelina Jolie… is STILL PREGNANT! Wheh… I was really concerned out that. I mean, it seems like almost a MONTH since she graced us with her heavenly presence, like the Pope, or Dali Lama.
Oh and because your life DEPENDS on the holy twins touching Earth, INTouch also says she’s due July 15th. You know, so you can set up your shrine, and make room for the twins next to Shilo.
Oh look it’s Shilo!