Attention Goddesses: Charlie Sheen's Divorce Is Final
Charlie Sheen and current goddess Natalie Kenly at the Chateau Nightclub & Gardens at the Paris Las Vegas hotel early on May 1, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
That’s right ladies (of the night) Charlie “Tiger Blood” Sheen is BACK on the market!
Today marks the finalization of his divorce from his latest wife, Brooke Mueller. And because Brooke squirted out those poor poor unfortunate twins, she got a MAJOR payday to go with it!
Brooke gets $55,000 A MONTH to take care of the twins. And part of the reason for this amount? Jealousy and straight up greed IMO. TMZ is reporting that the documents state that “under no circumstances shall the child support paid by Charlie for Bob and Max be less than the child support paid by Charlie to Denise Richards for Sam and Lola.” Um, ok.
So not only does Brooke get an obscene amount every month for “caring” for her kids, pshh as if, but she got a tidy chunk of change all for herself.
“Brooke got a lump sum of $757,698.70 and $1 million for her share of the family home, which Charlie gets to keep.” [TMZ]
DANG!!!! Well, hopefully this means she won’t be trying to pawn men’s watches and stereos for her “alleged” drug habit for a while.