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Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer is a piece of work


Lindsay Lohan and her “mom” Dina out for milkshakes with the paps

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is determined not to pay for her actions, or inactions.  She has (allegedly) hired a fame seeking lawyer Stuart V. Goldberg from Chicago to keep her out of jail for violating her parole.  And from the looks of his website, Goldberg is used to working with clients with drug offenses.  So this should be a cake walk.

TMZ caught up with Stuart V. Goldberg outside of the The freaking IVY yesterday and asked him about Lohan.

When asked, he never said she had hired him, but that he’s “here to help”.  Does that mean that he’s not really involved but is just using Lohan’s name to gain recognition while in front of the Ivy talking to that paparazzi?  Yeah, let’s go with that.

Girl should just go to jail and get it over with.

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Reese’s Blue Friend Honey Drops!!!

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Reese Witherspoon at the premier of Monsters Vs Aliens Fame Pictures

Honey Sweetie Dahling, really? -Dlisted

Britney takes the kids, and new body, out to the pool - Celebrity Smack

Mel B gets down to her undies for new ads -Daily Stab

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wants Mariska Hargitay to rest! -Celebitchy

Andy Dick Owes TMZ a gift basket -Bitten and Bound

Christian Bale NOT in Batman 3?!?! -SOMG

Wes Craven wants no part of the new Nightmare on Elm St -INO

Denise Richards looks just as awkward OFF the dance floor as on it – Splash News

Angelina took a paycut!

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If I have to read another story about the two new messiahs I’m going to barf. I mean, I thought Shilo was come to save me from myself… Now there’s 3… OMG! It’s the holy trinity here on earth! Shilo, Knox and Vivienne!!

Anyways… it seems that Angelina Jolie, and her little cub Brad Pitt, are getting paid $16MILLION for pictures of their little raisins. 16 MILLION. Now, I must say, that’s a pay cut for Angelina. I mean, she usually gets 10 Million a movie, and those usually take 2 months. That makes 5 MILLION a month! But with these two poop machines it took 9 months, 1.7 Million a month…. total downgrade.

Oh, and part of the concessions that PEOPLE is said to have made after winning the bidding war for Vivienne and Knox… They cannot use the nick name “Brangelina”. It seems little miss poopy pants, Angelina doesn’t really like the name…


Holly Madison, on the Haters

It seems Miss Holly Madison is not a fan of us gossip slingers. Or rather, should I say, the ones who make things up. I’m not creative to make anything up, I just report what’s out there.

In regards to some of the rumors going around, like she and Kendra don’t get along, Holly took to her MYSPACE blog, and let it all out.

unday, July 13, 2008

Stupid Rumors

I am so sick of all the dumb rumors going around. Especially since every gossip outlet tries to outdo the one that beat them to the punch first by making the stories more and more ridiculous.

The stories about Kendra [Wilkinson] and I not getting along are so stale. I think we get along better than ever. When I was in New York [See pics here!] and she was in Mexico, we were texting each other all the time. Just because I am usually seen out with Bridget [Marquardt] and other friends does not mean I don’t like Kendra. We just don’t do as many things together outside the Mansion.

I am so sick of all the “sources” that are quoted. If TMZ wants to take a video of me and make it funny, that’s fine. But Page 6 quoting a dumbass hater that has no clue what they are talking about is lame. Especially when they don’t even bother to get my side or Kendra’s side of the story. The most they get is a generic response from our pr.

The latest Page 6 story is especially dumb. Saying I am jealous of Kendra because she has an “empire” and I’m “just sitting around with Hef”? What “empire”? I guess because I have a real full-time job aside from The Girls Next Door (excuse me for having a brain and having something REAL going on in my life as opposed to following in the footsteps of the socialite-of-the-week) means I am “sitting around” doing nothing. I guess having people announce clothing lines and workout products that never come to fruition means you are doing something.

According to this source, Kendra was never Hef’s girlfriend and was brought on specifically for the show. None of this is true. No one was even discussing a show about “Hef’s girlfriends” untill long after Kendra had moved in.

All 3 of us have projects we are working on, including spin-off pilots, and expect to do several projects together in the future. That’s all I have to say about that.

I hate to say it, but Holly, KENDRA is one of those people who put out her own clothing line… and didn’t all 3 of the girls put out a workout DVD??

Someone is not happy… and I guess if I heard nothing but trash about me all the time, I’d finally have to let it all out, too. But she should have just kept quiet, it doesn’t feed the machine that way. I mean, I wouldn’t be writing if she didn’t post anything…. I’m just saying.