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Stripper Heels Hurt

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HAHA… some businessman is suing a “gentlemen’s” club for getting a stripper’s heel in his eye during a lap dance. awesome!

Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.

According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him “serious injuries.”

I’m not sure I even want to know what was going on during this lap dance to have her heel near his face when she “swiveled” around and hit him in the face. she should have hit him harder and knocked him out and taken his wallet. I mean, this is a tragedy that I will be laughing about all day long.

Man was probably just upset that she didn’t give “extras” and when he went to grab at her, she pulled a Charlie’s Angels on him and gave him the what for. That’s right, the what for. Look it up, it’s a technical term.