Oh not this again…
Oh goodie!!! I TOLD you it’s been a slow news week, so it’s time to do the whole, is she or isn’t she pregnant magazine covers. I guess since Angelina took her belly for a walk already you can just pick any name and throw it in the formula. This week, it’s Katie Holmes.
OK! is saying she (gasp) gained 10lbs. And is therefore pregnant. ARE YOU INSANE?!?! Girl probably ate a whole piece of bread.
“She has that special glow that only pregnant women have,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “I would say there is a strong possibility that she’s pregnant.”
Now, in order to sell more of their own magazines, US is saying Katie ISN’T pregnant. oh yeah. this is fun.
“She’s not pregnant,” Katie Holmes’ rep tells Usmagazine.com in response to OK! magazine’s new cover story which asks whether the actress, 29, is expecting.
What will they do to make this Amazing?!?! I mean, can things get any more FANTASTIC or AMAZING for Katie? Unicorns would have to come down from heaven and do ballet on lollipop dancefloors for things to get any better.