I’m going to pretend those things don’t smell  -BusyBeeBlogger

Didn’t he wear these things to the Megamind premier?  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought the What Not To Wear to the red carpet premier of “The Tourist” in Spain.  Brad wore Angelina’s old leather pants, again, and then after he greased them up ran his hands through his hair, and thought, “I look fantastic”.  Brad, you look grimey, not sexy. Wash the hair, and that goatee not matching the rest of your hair, is just the cherry on top of that pile of “Don’t”.

But it’s not like Angelina did any better.  What is that?!?!  Did she want to be Britney Spears on top and wrapped her bed spread around her waist and said “Good ‘Nuff”?  I wish she would have picked one theme and stayed with it.  An entire dress done in nude and sparkles would have been great!  Shocking, even, for Ms. Jolie!

It’s a very interesting day when Johnny Depp is the most conservatively and best dressed at the event.

More pics of this whole fiasco below.

Images via Target/FAME Pictures