GAW! More pervy creepy politicians today. Assemblyman, (R) Mike Duvall, from Yorba Linda California had a rather detailed conversation with fellow assemblyman, (R) Jeff Miller. So what were these buddies chatting about before an assembly meeting? Mike Duvall was telling Jeff Miller how he (Duvall) was schtupping not one but TWO lobbyists. One of whom he calls “eyepatch” due to the panties she wears. ICK!!

There’s a video of this piggly-wiggly discussing his escaped. Just a tidbit?

“I’m getting into spanking her,” Duvall is heard to say on the videotape.

The other man asks if she likes it, too. Duvall responds: “She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah, that’s ’cause you’re such a bad girl.”‘

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Duvall is married and has two children. KFI AM in Los Angeles was saying this afternoon that Duvall’s wife owns several pieces of property in the Orange County area, and she has changed the locks on all of them, telling him he’s not welcome anywhere.

Duvall has also since RESIGNED from his position as assemblyman saying on his website…

“I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words. The resulting media coverage was proving to be an unneeded distraction to my colleagues and I resigned in the hope that my decision would allow them to return to the business of the state.”

I’m sorry, but ‘inappropriate story telling’ is when the you say the Big Bad Wolf ate the three little pigs. Not talking about the two lobbyists you’re porking, creepy icky assemblyman!

Oh, and just for fun, both Duvall and Jeff Miller WERE on an ethics committee together. Miller, who had denied he was even paying attention to Duvall’s story but can be clearly heard asking interested questions, has since been removed from that committee as well.

If it is found that these stories he was telling were true, there may be an investigation into his trading SEX for VOTES in the assembly. That my friends, is against the law.

*shudder*