Legal Bees

Lindsay Lohan Might BAIL On Rehab Because Of Cigarettes

May 1, 2013 by Cari Bee · Leave a Comment

I try to stay away from celebrity rumors too much on here as of late, but this whole Lindsay Lohan going to rehab (and/or jail) fiasco is just something I have to talk about. Why? Because as a resident of California I find it both a breath of fresh air and appalling that our legal system is being exposed as the biggest waste of time. Uggg.

Apparently little red haired LL doesn’t want to go to the rehab center she’s signed up for. Why? Because she’s a spoiled brat and she can’t get her way. In less than a day, LL is supposed to arrive at Seafield Center in New York, but she’s looking to get out of it because they won’t let her smoke there. Uhhhh it’s a rehab center, and cigarettes are an addiction, right? Just like booze? Anyway…

Lohan is apparently throwing a diva fit and saying if she can’t have her ciggies like a truck stop waitress then, pshh, she’s not going. Nope she wants to go to Morning Side Recovery here in SoCal. Yeah, she went there a few years ago, too. See how good it is? (Coincidentally, I have been seeing more commercials for Morningside on my junkfood TV shows recently. Maybe they’re offering to comp LL’s “treatment” for exposure?) I do find it odd that she would be able to smoke at Morningside since you can’t smoke anywhere in Socal, not even bars.

Now, LL and her ding bat of a lawyer have not informed the courts in Los Angeles or Santa Monica that she may not be checking in at Seafield Center. Oopsie. But don’t worry, this is California, nothing will happen.

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Filed Under: Legal Bees, Rehab · Tagged With: california, car crash, cocaine, drugs, legal system, Lindsay Lohan, morningside, new york, Rehab, shoplifting, smoking, stealing

Lindsay Lohan LATE to Today’s Court Date, Glitter Bombed On Arrival

March 18, 2013 by Cari Bee · Leave a Comment

This is my surprised face :-/

Ms. Lindsay Lohan was once again LATE to a scheduled court appearance in Los Angeles this morning. yawn. The former entertainer was 48 minutes late. Nothing new in California court really.

I’m guessing that nothing is going to happen to her. Nothing. Nada. This is California after all and no one ever gets punished by the courts for anything. Ever.

Oh and as if she didn’t get ENOUGH attention being as late as she was to court, someone glitter bombed her on the way in.

Image via TMZ

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Filed Under: Legal Bees · Tagged With: court, glitter, late, Lindsay Lohan, trial

Judge Remarks Lindsay Lohan Not Too Sick For Court After All.

January 30, 2013 by Cari Bee · Leave a Comment

I really hate what Lindsay Lohan’s legal problems are displaying to the rest of the world about California’s F’ed up legal system.

Home slice finally made it to CA after her “lawyer” tried to tell the NEW judge that LL was sick with the flu. (meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan was out on a shopping spree at the time she was supposedly getting “examined” by a doctor)

So basically Lindsay showed up looking like hell in a Chanel dress, with her OMG IS THAT HER MOTHER next to her (looking really haggard there Dina) and her “lawyer” carrying a Louis Vuitton valet with a rabbit’s foot. Really?

TMZ says that Lindsay was “sleepy” but I think she was on pills, or was still drunk from the night before.

Anyway, LL showed up and nothing happened. Nothing. Absolutely freaking nothing.

Judge Stephanie Sautner couldn’t help herself during Lindsay Lohan’s hearing this AM, quipping, “I’m glad to see you’re feeling better” — referring to the fact that she was almost a no-show because her doctor said she had an upper respiratory infection — which apparently didn’t get in the way of her shopping spree last Saturday.

Lindsay reluctantly told the judge in her criminal case she’s down with saying goodbye to longtime lawyer Shawn Holley … and put her fate in the hands of New York attorney Mark Heller, who arrived to court today with a rabbit’s foot on his bag for good luck.

Judge Sautner gave Heller permission to rep Lindsay in the lying-to-cops case and Heller then tried to turn on the charm, telling the judge they had a NYC connection since she was once a Big Apple detective. The judge fired back that flattery would get him nowhere fast.

The judge also laid down the ominous fact — that Lindsay could be found not guilty in the lying case, and her probation in the jewelry case could still be violated since the standard of proof is lower.

The Judge set March 1 as the next hearing.

The only thing these cases have done are demonstrate that nothing will happen to you in California if you break the law. Ever. No matter what you do.

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Filed Under: Legal Bees · Tagged With: court, drama, flu, Jail, legal, Lindsay Lohan

You can’t sue Britney B*tch!

November 2, 2012 by Cari Bee · Leave a Comment

Steaming pile of human poo, Sam Lutfi, had his defamation case against Britney Spears TOSSED OUT OF COURT yesterday. Lufti was claiming that Britney owed him money for being her “manager” during her whole WTF phase a few years ago. Her mom claimed that Lutfi was indeed DRUGGING the pop start to keep control of her. (Do you remember what he said to Lynne Spears about “pissing” on Britney’s grave??“)

Lutfi, 38, a onetime confidante of the singer, sued Britney for unpaid fees, her dad Jamie Spears for allegedly punching him, and mom Lynne Spears for purportedly defaming him in her 2008 book.

“I really thought long and hard about this,” Superior Court Judge Suzanne Bruguera said before dismissing the case. “It’s the right thing to do.”

Jamie’s attorney Leon Gladstone said following the hearing, “We’re delighted, we feel it’s the right result.”

Jamie Spears, who hugged his legal team, declined to comment.

Lutfi appeared emotionless, then said, “I’m going to appeal” after leaving the courtroom. [People]

Of course this flaming pile of turd-dom wasn’t just looking for money from Brit Brit and her family. It is being circulated that he just wanted to get his name back into the press, drag her name through the mud, embarrass Spears and her family, AND get money... allegedly.

I commend the judge for doing to RIGHT thing and tossing out the case. That is RARE here in SoCal the land of frivolous law suits.

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Filed Under: celebrities, Legal Bees · Tagged With: adnan, britney spears, celebrity, celebs, court, crazy, defamation, drugs, gossip, legal, NEWS, rumor, sam lutfi, sue

Madonna and Producers of Vogue being sued… 22 years later? [video]

July 15, 2012 by Cari Bee · Leave a Comment

This is one of the most RIDICULOUS copyright infringement cases I have heard in a while. Madonna and her produces for the 1990 hit “Vogue” are being sued for illegally sampling the horns section of a song called “Love Break” from 1977. Sure, why not.

“The portions of “Love Break,” which have been copied into “Vogue” and all its various ‘mixes,’ ‘remixes,’ videos, YouTube versions, etc., are numerous but intentionally hidden. The horn and strings in ‘Vogue’ are intentionally sampled from “Love Break” throughout.”[VH1]

So, why did it take VMG, the people suing Madonna and Warner Bros, so long to file for infringement? It appears that it was only until now,with the aid of special computer CSI style screwing around that the sampling could even be detected! Because the sampling was HIDDEN! Madonna and her producers were so clever that you couldn’t HEAR IT!! *enter evil laugh here*

“The unauthorized sampling was deliberately hidden by [Madonna] within ‘Vogue’ so as to avoid detection,” said VMG.[VH1]

Um, if I can’t hear it… is it really a sample?

Good luck Madonna. If nothing else it’s at least boosting record sales for everyone involved.

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