So the ads are starting already… well they started right after the last election in 2004, but I feel like lying today.
So this ad briefly shows Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in a montage with Barack Obama. You know, like the “you will be missed” slides they have ot the Oscars for all the actors that died over the past year. What?
I think it’s a funny ad. Not to be taken too seriously. TRUST the bad ones will be in around the end of August and my DVR will have smoke come out of it because I can’t hit fast forward soon enough.
Heaven forbid the old white guy POW, from the “conservative” party be leading over the “change maker”. But it seems to be so. Read here!
As for the pic above… I couldn’t resist. I heard about John McCain being at the Livestrong Summit with Lance Armstrong and the image of the two of them playing Butch Cassidy and Etta was just irresistible. (BTW, Both are cancer survivors)
This is the STUPIDEST thing I’ve heard all day. But it’s only 8AM, so it could get worse. It seems, that Bernie Mac was a guest speaker at an Barack Obama fundraiser, and someone was offended by his routine.
BRENIE F’ING MAC!!! Someone made a mistake thinking he was a G rated comedian! Bernie was doing his thing for the guests who paid $2,300 each to attend, when he was HECKLED!!!
“My little nephew came to me and he said, ‘Uncle, what’s the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?’” Mac said. “I said, I don’t know, but I said, ‘Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d make love to the mailman for $50,000.’”
As the joke continued, the punchline evoked an angry response from at least one person in the audience, who said it was offensive to women. “It’s not funny. Let’s get Barack on,” a man shouted from the crowd…
Obama came on 15 minutes later, and did damage control.
“We can’t afford to be divided by race. We can’t afford to be divided by region or by class and we can’t afford to be divided by gender, which by the way, that means, Bernie, you’ve got to clean up your act next time,” Obama said. “This is a family affair. By the way, I’m just messing with you, man.”
I’m just messing with you man? WTF IS THAT?!?!?! He should have said, “IT’S BERNIE MAC. TAKE A JOKE!”
For those of you that can’t place who Bernie Mac is, he was in Ocean’s 11. Not Don Cheadle “the brit”. He was quite toned down in those movies… And at the event! His joke wasn’t even THAT bad considering the rest of his stand-up. Don’t believe me? click below.
Usually, when a man gets a drink in the face, it’s because he’s a cheat and the girl found out. But not when it’s Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! According to the National Ledger, Life and Style will be posting this oh so Hollywood moment in this week’s issue.
“They got into a huge fight about politics,” says an insider close to the Pitt family. (Brad, explains another insider, supports Barack Obama, while Angie’s a John Edwards fan.) “Brad ended up calling her immature. He says the next thing he knew, Angie was cursing at him and throwing a glass of wine in his face.”
Brad, understandably, was speechless. “He was left standing there with wine dripping down his face onto his clothes,” says the insider, “before storming off to wash up and change. He says he was absolutely disgusted by Angelina’s behavior.”
Some couples get hot about raising the kids, money, or jealousy. This couple, naturally, gets fired up over US politics. But who knew that it was that fiesty!
And just and FYI, it’s rarely a good idea to call a woman who used to have a collection of knives under the bed “immature”. Who knows what might happen!