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Black Eyed Peas Replacing Fergie? (Debut of Dad Bee)

So it seems I just don’t care about the Black Eyed Peas enough. Rumors are swirling that former meth head/pee pee pants Fergie is leaving/being fired from the band. It’s being said her replacement could be Ashanti, which I might actually tolerate. Let Fergie go take her London Bridge somewhere else into obscurity.

And how did I come about with this information? Dad Bee was a little more interested in BEP that I care to know.

Dad Bee – So who’s replacing Fergie?
BBB- What? What are you talking about?
DB – Gah… What’s wrong with you? Why do I know about these things and you don’t?
BBB – I don’t like the Black Eyed Peas, or Fergie.
DB- But you always tell me whenever she pees her pants on stage!
BBB – HAHA! That only happened once, but she talks about it all the time.  Her big thing to say is “Who HASN’T done that?”
*We both raise our hands*
DB- Oh… So she got fired, or is leaving the Peas. Or something. Because, you know, the broke up. They split. They’re the split peas.

This is where I just starting laughing until I cried… Yes, they are now the Split Peas, and I will forever refer to them that way.

 

 

 

*This is the inaugural post officially featuring Bee Dad. Look forward to more of his takes on stupid celebrities*

 

 

 

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Since 2007, www.BusyBeeBlogger.com has been an entertainment and lifestyle blog written by Cari Bee. It reaches hundreds of thousands of readers from all walks of life, locally and nationally, and is part of the Blog Her Publishing Network, Single Edition Media, and Technorati Media. Cari has also had work appear for Daily Stab, Celebrity VIP Lounge and HaveUHeard.net. She was also part of the panel discussion Table For One on being a single and childfree blogger at BlogHer12 in New York City.

  • http://dippedincream.com bleakey

    If she does leave, I really wouldn’t mind another solo album. The group was cool without her, and she will be fine without them.

    • http://www.busybeeblogger.com Honey Bee

      I think she is better on her own, and they’re actually better without her.

  • jamie

    or “The Split Pees” Nice….