Amy Winehouse Is Alive
That’s right, boo bears, Amy Winehouse is still alive… and they found her at a bar! Act surprised.
Last night the paps found Amy at one of her favorite watering holes, The Hawley Arms, looking, um, thin, and a deep shade of Snooki. But her new breasts were glad to see everyone and even scampered behind the bar and served up a few.
Oh Amy, at least you weren’t rubbing up against the door jamb. Or falling down. Or spitting on the paps. Now, get back in the studio!
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