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Lindsay Lohan Would "Never" Steal, Speaks about Court Outfit, Seeks Plea Deal

My rack is upset that you’re paying attention to my inappropriate outfit -BusyBeeBlogger

Little Miss Lindsay Lohan, and her wonky rack, want you to know, that just because she’s been accused of stealing many man many times, she would NEVER steal. EVER!!!!

“i would never steal, in case people are wondering,” she wrote in a Facebook message pasted Thursday night on her Twitter page. “I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal.” [People]

That’s nice Lindsay. As if you’d say, My mom taught me to go out and grab everything I can, even if it’s not mine.

Oh and that painted on dress that she wore to get EVERYONE’s attention? She thinks you should just NOT pay attention to her fame whoring ways!

“what i wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it’s just absurd,” she writes.

While Lindsay is shaming everyone for giving a flying crap about a withered former child star, her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, is trying to strike a plea deal in her most recent kerfuffle with the law.

“Ms. Lohan maintains her innocence, and now that I’ve seen the police reports, I believe the case is entirely defensible,” lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley says. “Having said that, we will entertain a discussion concerning a plea if it means no jail so that she can move forward with her recovery and her career.”

Entirely defensible? Sure, I walk out with jewelry that isn’t mine all the freaking time. (Insert eye roll here)

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