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You seem to be searching to be heard lately. As if you need the approval of everyone and anyone within the reach of your voice. well, except for you dad… who’s love and acceptance and support you have rejected. You called it “bollocks” (are you secretly British???) and as for his erroneous comparison of addiction to cancer you so succintly put it this way…
“OK, Pop — walk through a cancer ward right now and find any of those motherf***ers who look like me,” Charlie says.
Um Charlie, I just lost my Grandpa to cancer, so I know what a cancer ward looks like. And to be honest, you and GP Mel look at lot alike! But then he was an 82 year old man, and you’re 45. So take that for what it’s worth.
As for you being “sober” at the moment? Just because you can pass a pee test doesn’t mean that you’re sober. It’s called detox, and most addicts (oops sorry I mean bitchin’ rock stars) can get through a few weeks with out anything if they want to “prove” they’re clean.
Basically Charlie, just STFU. NO ONE gives a flying rat’s cheese stash about you and your fight with Chuck Lorre, and CBS, or how you’re not an addict (full body eye roll here). The people that you SHOULD be thinking about are the grips, lighting guys, and script girls on 2 1/2 Men who now are out of a job.
Or how about your children! Do you think that having a revolving door of hookers and porn stars around all the time is a good idea? I mean, your oldest daughter understands what is going on here. Don’t you think about her?
Get off the radio, the internet, and your high horse. No one gives a damn.
I hope you gave your publicist a nice parting gift after he freaking quit today. Maybe a hooker and 30K?
Oh and this song is for you… just because I like the looks of you.
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Tonight MAY be the OSCARS but last night, was the Razzies!!! And it didn’t bode well for anyone. Especially Sex and the city 2, M. Night Shyamalan, Ashton Kutcher, and Jessica Alba.
I didn’t see Valentine’s Day, or Killers, or The Last Air Bender. But I agree that SATC2 was VERY disappointing. (with the exception of Kristin Davis that is)
No one was as classy as Sandra Bullock last year, who showed up to accept her “award” in person. If they had ANY sense of humor they’d all show up IMO. Hell, it may be the only award Alba gets for her acting!
And here are your… uh… winners? from last night’s Razzies! ENJOY!
Worst Picture
* ‘The Last Airbender’
Worst Actor
* Ashton Kutcher, ‘Killers’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
Worst Actress
* The Four Gal Pals, ‘Sex and the City 2′
Worst Supporting Actor
* Jackson Rathbone, ‘The Last Airbender’ and ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’