Man I take the day off to move and all sorts of rehab related goodness happens.
Jason “Gummy Bear” Davis gets arrested for drugs the day after the Celebrity Rehab Reunion. (oops)
Disney darling and back up dancer smacker, Selena Gomez has completed her two month stint in rehab for “emotional and physical” issues. I guess punching a dancer in the face while on tour with your ex boyfriend would be indicative of emotional issues.
High fiving Demi as she’s headed out the door is world class train wreck, Charlie Sheen. The king of doucheville landed himself in an undiscloded rehab facility. I’m guessing Promises since they tend to pamper the entitled a-holes of Hollywood.
The actor “has voluntarily entered an undisclosed rehabilitation center today,” the actor’s rep says in a statement Friday. “He is most grateful to all who have expressed their concern.”
This is after Charlie was RUSHED to the hospital for abdominal pain following an all night bender with speedballs and porn stars. His father and brother, Emilio Estevez, must be so proud of him right now (enter full on eyeroll here) Martin Sheen should just change his name BACK to Estevez. Get a good 10 feet between him and his oh so classy son.
I guess this means that Jon Cryer gets a little vay-cay now, doesn’t it.