Ah young love. Young, idiotic, every hopeful, blind, infatuation. When I heard that Bristol Palin was freaking engaged to that lovely piece of work, and baby daddy, Levi Johnston, I have to admit I was disappointed. Not that I have any right to be disappointed, mind you, but I was all the same. At least her mother wasn’t chirping crap from the mountain tops about how happy she was (because you know she wasn’t)
Anyyounganstupid, it didn’t come as shock to me when word came out that Levi took his hockey stick for a walk after he and his baby momma split. OR that his former girlfriend, Lanesia not Bristol, may now be pregnant with his baby. I mean, he obviously is stupid when it comes to birth control.
“Levi insists the baby isn’t his, but no one really knows for sure,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception.”
Oh Lanesia, three of Alaska’s dimmest? Really? Sigh.
And friends of Bristol say that she is “heartbroken” over the rumors and is only talking with hockey stick via text messages. But what about that wonderful wedding?
A rep for the Palin family, however, told RadarOnline.com exclusively that “no official decision has been made.”
Yeah, I’d say it’s hard to plan a farce of a wedding when you’re only talking via text messages.
You KNOW Kathy Griffin is laughing all the way to the stage with this material.
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