As we told you last month, the ever fabulous, Dita Von Teese and Perrier are joining forces this summer.

@ditavonteese I’m excited to say that I’m the new ambassador for Perrier sparkling water! The classic Perrier pinup is about to be revived for 2010!

And now we get a sneak peek at the final product. I love the way she looks on the can! It certainly makes Perrier (which I love already) a little more… bubbly.

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WHATEVER! Lindsay Lohan will NOT be arrested if or when she sets foot in California again. Someone has offered to pay the bail for her. The judge had put the bail at $100,000.00 so that means someone paid 10K as bond.

Earlier today the judge set the bail at $100,000. We’re told Lindsay’s people promptly plunked down $10,000 (the standard 10%) to secure the bond and the judge then recalled the warrant — meaning Lindsay will not be arrested when she returns to the U.S.

We’re told Lindsay and her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, will be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM. The judge will then set a date for a probation violation hearing. [tmz]

I wonder if she will still be required to wear the alcohol monitor and go to mandatory drug testing. I doubt it.

Stupid court system. I swear NO ONE goes to jail for DUI in California, even if they have MULITIPLE violations.

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It must have been a day off from promoting Sex and the City 2!

Sarah Jessica Parker and son James Wilkie (b. October 28, 2002) were spotted head out together to run errands before meeting up with Matthew Broderick as they all head home.

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It’s about time Lindsay Lohan’s judge stopped giving her a break! Due to her, SHOCK, no show for her scheduled court appearance today in Los Angeles LL’s judge issued an arrest warrant for her. Oh, and she wasn’t taking any of of LL or LL’s lawyer’s tired excuses.

“There is no valid excuse [for Lohan not being here], Judge Marsha Revel countered. “If she wanted to be here, she could’ve been here. She could’ve come two days early from Cannes. She has a history of not keeping scheduled appointments.” [People]

DANG. Go girl! So not only will LL be arrested, but there’s a $100,000 bail set for her if she wants out. But it gets better.

If Lohan is apprehended and posts bail, the judge ordered Lohan to abstain from alcohol, be fitted with an alcohol-monitoring bracelet, and be subject to random drug testing once a week. The judge suggested in court that Lohan’s tardiness could be due to drug use and there was “reason to be concerned.” [People]

I really hope we get a perp walk out of all of this. LL in handcuffs in the back of a squad car just like Paris Hilton. Bawling her over mascaraed eyes out.

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True Blood’s Stephen Moyer has a bite to eat in soho’s ‘The Red Fort’ Indian restaurant, and is seen leaving on the phone.