Gosh, partying in Cannes promoting your porn movie biopic on Linda Lovelace is hard! I mean, you have to fly to the south of France, wear pretty clothes, and party party party. So much so, that you “lose” your passport and can’t get home for your court date!

Poor poor Lindsay Lohan. She sent out a mass email to all her “friends” asking for a private jet to take her home so that she won’t go to jail.

I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm. This is such a horrible thing that’s happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing. I would never ask such a thing, but if there’s anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow. If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me. God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan[radar]

LL needs to be here in SoCal for her court date TODAY (Thursday May 20) at 8:30AM. If she misses her court date, she should, I mean, could spend up to 180 days in jail for violating her parole.

See you in the slammer Lindsay!

More pics of Lindsay looking for  her passport in Cannes below.

Images Via Bauer Griffin

Oh Lindsay.  Poor, delusional, (allegedly) lying Lindsay Lohan.   First the Icelandic volcano was keeping her from flying back to L.A. to meet her court date, and now she “loses” her passport.  Oh I’m sorry, mommy Dina said it was stolen, not lost.

“I’m exhausted. I’ve been up for the last 24 hours with Lindsay and her attorneys dealing with this, Dina Lohan told RadarOnline.com. “It is true that her passport was stolen. “This was not a planned scheme. We are actively dealing with the French Embassy as we speak but unfortunately they close at a certain hour so we’re trying to get someone in a higher echelon to help us.”
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“Lindsay had copies of her plane tickets on her blackberry. She has filled out an application for a new passport, we’ve filed the necessary police reports. We’re actively trying to get her home.”

Gee, that means LL cannot get on a plane and head to the U.S.A.  That means she misses her court date.  That means that if California did anything logically, she’d be going to JAIL!

Oh but it gets better… you know how Dina just said that they asked for a new passport? Yeah, um, someone should tell the embassy that.

Maryse Nebatti, the Duty Officer in Marseille for the U.S. Embassy in France, told RadarOnline.com that Lindsay reported the passport stolen but “has not requested a new passport.” {via Radar]

Lying goes hand in hand with addiction. It’s part of the high. TRUST ME on this one. I have family that just love love love to lie about everything. And then lie about lying. And they are a trainwrecks all addicted to everything and anything. You know they’re going to relapse when the lying begins.

I’m thinking that LL will go to jail. If only because of the scrutiny her case is getting in the press.

Images via Fame Pictures

The food today was so good, and there was a LOT of it! YAY!

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My girl crush, Emily Blunt does a photo shoot at the Eden Roc hotel as part of the 63rd Cannes Film Festival.

Ashley Tisdale is one of the few, teen/tween/whatever stars from the High School Musical (yeah remember that!) brouhaha, that for some reason I really dig. She’s not only an actress, but she has also PRODUCED movies. I didn’t say GOOD movies, but at least she’s diversifying. Can’t rely on fickle Hollywood tastes forever you know.

Ashley Tisdale gets picked up from her home in Toluca Lake, CA bound for LAX on May 19, 2010.