Gosh, partying in Cannes promoting your porn movie biopic on Linda Lovelace is hard! I mean, you have to fly to the south of France, wear pretty clothes, and party party party. So much so, that you “lose” your passport and can’t get home for your court date!
Poor poor Lindsay Lohan. She sent out a mass email to all her “friends” asking for a private jet to take her home so that she won’t go to jail.
I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm. This is such a horrible thing that’s happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing. I would never ask such a thing, but if there’s anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow. If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me. God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan[radar]
LL needs to be here in SoCal for her court date TODAY (Thursday May 20) at 8:30AM. If she misses her court date, she should, I mean, could spend up to 180 days in jail for violating her parole.
See you in the slammer Lindsay!
More pics of Lindsay looking for her passport in Cannes below.
Images Via Bauer Griffin