HOLY COW!  Look at all that luggage that Dita von Teese has!   I guess, if I was to travel around Europe for a few weeks, I would have a lot of luggage as well, but DANG!

The burlesque dancer was spotted landing at LAX with her baggage in tow.  I wonder how much of that was her stage outfits, and how much was everyday wear.

UPDATE:

The lovely Dita Von Teese just sent us a tweet explaining the amount of luggage!

@DitaVonTeese @busybeeblogger two months’ worth of bags!

No wonder there was so much.

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Has the famous “action transvestite”, Eddie Izzard, traded his stilletos for sneakers permanently?  Hmmm, I don’t know about that, but Eddie has once again slipped on the running shoes for the Sport Relief charity. He was one of over 165,000 runners who showed up for the charity.

Sport Relief has a unique history of dedicated people doing extraordinary things to make a difference – from David Walliams’ swim across the English Channel, to Eddie Izzard’s amazing marathon a day around the UK.

And that’s not to mention the thousands of incredible people who rise to the challenge by doing the Sainsbury’s Sport Relief Mile. Or our amazing fundraisers who do something fun and active to raise cash and help make the world of difference.

All the money raised by the public is spent by Comic Relief to help transform the lives of poor and vulnerable people, both at home and across the world’s poorest countries. [SportRelief]

It’s nice to see that Eddie is doing active fundraisers. I mean, not that holding telethons isn’t effective, but it’s a great example for other people. Not that everyone needs to run over 1,000 miles like he did last year, but I think everyone should be able to do one mile.

BTW, nice legs!

From sister site Celebsforsale

Jeweler, Alexis Bittar’s newest ad campaign brought the drama. Actress and all around glorious diva, Joan Collins is the new face for the company sporting their 80s-esque pieces.

Now, Alexis Bittar wants you to have a piece of Joan!

They’re giving away a poster of the new ad campaign. You need to go to the AB website and sign up.

Let us know if you are the one who gets the brand new poster!

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As new(ish) mommy Kourtney Kardashian chats away of the phone, sister Kim puts on a show for the paparazzi.  The two are on a little trip down to Miami.

You know Kim’s head is thinking, “Yeah sis, I see you on the phone pretending this doesn’t bother you.  You know, having just had your baby and all.  You’re all self conscious and covered up.  But I get to show it off.  Isn’t it great?!”

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