What Recession?

Please, Recession? What’s that? Neiman Marcus has released their annual Christmas Book filled with some of your favorite things!
The best one I found so far? The Customized Cupcake Car. I mean, who doesn’t want to look like they just popped out of Sprinkles everyday?
So this must have comes with the matching hat (of course it does) and tops out at 7mph. My guess is that it’s kind of like the snails at the Disney Electric Light Parade speed.
But the best part this that this was debuted at Burning Man. Was the poor person driving that thing being chased down by people who thought it was a real cupcake? Or was everyone convinced it was just ‘another’ hallucination?
Oh and in case you were wondering, you too can have a drivable cupcake for the recessionary price of $25,000.00. I’ll take two!




wow do u steal all your stories from food network humor? two in one week. ballsy.
[...] Everyone needs their own customizable cupcake car this Christmas – Busy Bee [...]
Was this on food network humor? i got sent the link to the catalog
thanks for reading!
Shut up, Dan.
We all give our own TAKE on stories, rather than MAKING SHIT UP.
Oh, but yeah. Thanks for reading!