There must be a new intern at PEOPLE magazine. Or they’re as bored as the rest of us with this no news week that’s going on. Anyways, PEOPLE decided to take on a few of the rumors surrounding Brad and Angie, none that I really give a crap about, but you know, it will get hits on their site, and gives me something to talk about.

Liquid Diet?
Rumor: Angelina is on a liquid diet that has caused her to shed so much weight that she recently passed out on a film set.
Truth: “Angie is very happy and healthy,” says a source close to the actress.
False
(hmmmm being happy and healthy doesn’t answer the question, but I’ll give it a pass)

Adopting again?
Rumor: Angelina and Brad are adding to their family, this time adopting in the Philippines. Truth: Another non-starter, fresh on the heels of erroneous reports the couple were adopting in India.
False

Pregnant?
Rumor: Brad and Angelina are expecting another child.
Truth: Their twins, Viv and Knox don’t turn 1 until July.
False
wait a minute… what does the twins not even being 1 yet have to do with whether or not she’s preggers? I know peeps who got pregnant immediately after their last kid. This is a non-answer

Suburban Sprawl?
Rumor: Now living on New York’s Long Island, the glamour couple now frequent such places as Dunkin’ Donuts.
Truth: Yep, they’re living a quiet life these days and were recently spotted grocery shopping at Stop & Shop.
True

I notice they didn’t address the breakup rumors…. Or Brad and the Nanny… I’m just sayin’

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She may have taken another tumble from a horse on Saturday, but that won’t keep Madonna from getting her workout on. Tracy Anderson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna’s trainer, works her out for two hours a day, and it will keep happening.

“She doesn’t take time off,” said Anderson, whom Gwyneth Paltrow credits with getting her in shape. “I’m just going to modify [the workout] a little bit and get her moving again.”

I guess that’s to be expected considering it was just some bruising. It would take more than a bruise to keep this woman down, like a broken collarbone, wrist and a few ribs.

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Johnny Depp depends on Aquanet and hair gel -Celebitchy

Kelly Monaco found her calling – Celebridiot

Lindsay Lohan is following in her footsteps- Daily Stab

Watch that hand Jenny Garth -I Need my fix

Carmen Electra is 40, Wha? - Splash News

Ashley Tisdale’s new man, has a job! And is CUTE! - Gossip Teen

Angelina is tripping over herself to get here- Perez Revenge

Colin Farrell credits his son for keeping him alive -Celebrity VIP lounge

Kristen Bell does not (heart) Russell Brand -Celebrity Smack

It was just a joke, duh! (eyeroll) – Amy Grindhouse

Shaq schools Oprah on etiquette -OMGBlog

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Funny or Die is back this time with the obligatory 4/20 jokes. Donald Faison from Scrubs, and his band “Rich Digga”, are running from aliens who want their pot back.

Um ok.

So what do you think, Funny? or Die?

Funnyman John Stewart was spotted out in SoHo in NYC this weekend, enjoying a little Starbucks and the sunshine. I kind of like the weekend wear look he’s got going on. I mean, who wants to get all dressed up on the weekend? He even gives the local small struggling team a shout out with his Kicks hat. What a giver that John Stewart is.