October 22nd, 2008
Dear George Clooney, this is an upgrade! -IDLYITW
Dear Charlie Sheen, you won! Dear Denise, you lose 
-Dlisted
Dear ABH, send John Malkovich a thank you note -Agent Bed Head
Dear Bill O’Reilly, going on the VIEW makes YOU look like a teddy bear -Bitten and Bound
Dear Katy Perry, please stop -Websters is my Bitch
Dear Patrick Heusinger, even dressing like that you’re hot -Ayyyy!
Dear Chase Crawford, since you’re made of wax, will you melt in the sun ? -Mollygood
Dear Brad and Angelina, do you know what privacy is? -Yeeeah
