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Wow, we are having a heat wave in SoCal and here is Jennifer Aniston on set of “Marley and Me” in thermals and a parka!!! I’m so sweaty just thinking of wearing a coat! I have to ask, does this woman ever not look good? I mean, even scowling at the paparazzi, she’s pretty.

grrrr.

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Now that her duties as “Carrie” have taken a (small) break, Sarah Jessica Parker can go back to making (more) money. She showed up today to promote her perfume “Lovely” on the Champs Elysees at Sephora. I love the perfume, my mom has it, and I go and sniff it when I visit. Hi mom!

Now, if you have never been on the Champs Elysees in Paris, you have to visit the Sephora. I’ve been to the one in Seattle, Manhattan, San Diego, and Paris. Paris is INSANE!!! It’s HUGE!!! And they have guards with GUNS IN THERE! GUNS! No joke. I walked in there with my dad and his head was in a spin. There was every make up, perfume, and accessory you could every dream of. And MEN WITH GUNS guarding it all.

It was all too much for him to take. And it’s now one of my favorite stories to tell all my girlie girl friends.

We have all heard how Angelina Jolie has been very open about her past drug use. Admitting to using EVERYTHING before she had children. And there was a rumor of a tape showing Angie doing H. Well, the Sun has some of said tape up on their website, and she is not shown smoking heroin, but the girl next to her is.

She even talks about her interesting sex life and killing pets (mostly on accident) when she was a kid.

Um yeah, I’m so happy she got most herself together. I think it’s the rubbing her teeth that bothers me the most for some reason.

HOLY CRAP!!!!! OK, i have to admit I don’t watch Desperate Housewives anymore…. But I was told to watch the very end, and I actually GASPED! Air got SUCKED INTO my body involuntarily. GALE HAROLD WAS ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!! I know it was for about 2 seconds, but DANG! I may have to watch that show now.

Oh yeah, and some stuff happens with the rest of the ladies, including Eva Longoria’s character getting her just desserts with ugly bratty kids

here’s the rundown
Lynette needs to kick her kids out of the house as they are little felons

Katherine’s daughter was in Paris and is getting married.

Gabby has lost her style and is watching 2 little bratty kids who call her mom

Bree is looking slick has some sort of assistant and is writing a cookbook, with the NY Times on the phone

Susan is with the new guy (Gale!)

Living Lohan premiers Memorial day! Wooooooo. get out the pixie sticks and jello shots! I mean, what?

This show is such a train wreck. My favorite part is when she acts so put out about “having” to manage her daughters’ careers.

I have a bad feeling I’m going to be glued to my set next Monday. Why do you make me do this Dina? WHY!!!!!!!!!

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I’m not so sure how I feel about Amy Winehouse being around all those kids, but it IS awfully nice to see her with a genuine smile. It seems some of the kids in London, just HAD to get an autograph from the star. YES AMY, YOU DO HAVE FANS WHO CARE!!! This is one day after she received flowers from fans at her home celebrating her one year anniversary to Blake “Incarcerated”.

I’ll just go with this being cute, and it’s nice to see her happy… yeah, that’s the way we’ll be treating this.