No really! Singer Songwriter, Steve Poltz was in the running of the weiners in Milwaukee, WI. Not the OFFICIAL running of the sausage, that’s in July, but fun all the same.
There were 5 sausages. I was the one in stripes. Polish sausage! It was one of the greatest days of my life. Unfortunately I lost at the races. I can’t make any excuses so I’m just going to lie and say I won. Yeah, that’s the ticket, I won.
One of the coolest things was running by in last place and hearing some drunken fan yell,”Hey Polish Sausage! You suck!” I was laughing so hard I thought i was going to pee in my suit.
Top 10 Excuses for losing the sausage race
1. I was drugged before the race by the mob who had money on a different sausage.
2. I was wearing tight jeans.
3. I ate too much kettle corn before the race.
4. The Polish sausage costume was loaded with weights,
5. Those other guys were younger and run the race all the time.
6. I wanted to lose.
7. My right leg is actually broken and my toes don’t bend anymore.
8. I was scared that one of the players on The Braves was going to hit me with a bat.
9. I bet on myself to lose and won big amounts off of the mob.
10. I’ve been cloned and I’m actually living in Tahiti.
Still can’t place Steve? He wrote Jewel’s hit, “You were meant for me” (and IIIIIIIIIIII was meant for.. YOU!)
Singer, diva, and mess, Amy Winehouse was almost an HOUR late to a show in Lisbon, Portugal last night. It’s so sad, but true. She apologized to the crowd, who booed her btw, and then gave an underwhelming performance. She sucked on throat lozenges, talked to the band, and at one point ran off stage.
Oh Amy, get help! If Britney can get help, so can you!
I’m off to the Sex and the City Movie y’all! I am so freaking excited. OH! Can’t forget the tissues, I’m going to need them. Good thing I’m wearing waterproof mascara.
I was wondering how long it was going to take until we heard something from Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Denise Richards regarding his wedding tonight. PEOPLE is saying that Denise went on the radio this morning saying
“[I'll send] something from the girls… At the end of the day, he’s their dad,” she said of Sheen. “They have to understand that.”
Charlie and Denise have two girls together, Sam and Lola.
Is it really difficult to say nothing? I mean, really? Just don’t say anything. But then, I guess no one pays attention.
Rumor has itthat Charlie Sheen and fiance Brooke Mueller are getting married tonight somewhere in L.A.!! YAY!! Today is a nice day for a wedding. But the whispers don’t stop there. Brooke might also be expecting!
When asked if the pair were trying to start a family, Charlie’s rep said: “That’s often what people do when they get married.”
Now that quote didn’t say she’s ALREADY pregnant, but implied that they would be trying soon.
Really, is this all I’m getting today? SATC and Angelina Jolie? I promise, I’m looking!
So yeah, Angelina Jolie talks about being knocked up, I mean pregnant in the new issue of Vanity Fair. Is it just me or is her hair just HUGE in that cover photo?
Here’s what she has to say, about, well, babies, and how “creative” people are special…
Angelina Jolie on being pregnant:
“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depend-ing on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”
Angelina Jolie on her international family:
“When I was growing up I wanted to adopt, because I was aware there were kids that didn’t have parents. It’s not a humanitarian thing, because I don’t see it as a sacrifice. It’s a gift. We’re all lucky to have each other. I look at Shiloh—because, obviously, physically, she is the one that looks like Brad and I when we were little—and say, ‘If these were our brothers and sisters, how much would we have known by the time we were six that it took into our 30s and 40s to figure out?’ I suppose I’m giving them the childhood I always wished I had.”
Angelina Jolie on Shiloh’s birth:
“We were in this little hospital in Africa when Shi was born. I don’t think there was anybody else in the hospital. It was just a little cottage, the three of us. It ended up being the greatest thing…. I had a C-section and I found it fascinating. I didn’t find it a sacrifice and I didn’t find it a painful experience. I found it a fascinating miracle of what a body can do.”
Angelina Jolie on nannies:
“We don’t ever have anybody spend the night. We may have to adjust that when the next one comes. But we do have ladies that work with us, and they’re also from different cultures and back-grounds. One lady’s a Vietnamese teacher—wonderful. One is of Congolese descent from Bel-gium. Another is from the States and is really creative and does art programs.”
Angelina Jolie on artists as parents:
“Artists raise their kids differently,” she said. “We communicate to the point where we probably annoy our children. We have art around the house, we have books, we go to plays, we talk. Our focus is art and painting and dress-up and singing. It’s what we love. So I think you can see how artists in some way raise other artists.”
Last push for SATC! Unless there’s something HUGE that happens today, I mean, besides me going to see the movie tonight, heehee, there will be no more of the lovely ladies.
BTW, where’s Cynthia Nixon today? I just can’t seem to find her anywhere!
Sarah Jessica Parker leaving Rockefeller Center Today show this morning,
Kim Cattrall at the Hampton’s 30th Anniversary and Cover party (with Mario Cantone)
Kristin Davis: Re-launch of Health Magazine, and the LA screening of SATC in a BMW Hydrogen 7 With Michael Patrick King!!
