These two crazy kids are at it again! First Perez Hilton posted THIS on his website…

Christopher Knight, his skanky wife and a friend at Rednofive’s 10-Year Anniversary Party in Chicago. Adrianne Curry is best known for ________.

Now here’s Adrianne Curry’s retort from her myspace page… It’s kind of funny. They should just either duke it out ala fight club, or make out like crazy teenagers…

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April 14, 2008 - Monday

Hi, My Name is Perez Hilton!

Hello everyone, my name is Perez. I love to insult people I don’t even know. I tell masses of people that women are whores and sluts and I have absolutely no proof to back my claims. In fact, most the things I say about people are untrue and fueled on my own self loathing and insecurities.I was made fun of a lot as a boy and have been so damamged I have to degrade others to feel better about myself. I like to have my producers of my show call Adrianne Curry and ask her to come on. I also like to have them tell her and her people that I am ready to burry the hatchet on tape. Adrianne declines due to not wanting to do it on camera at the time…so I then write more stupid shit about her on my blogs! That shows that I was really sincere, right? Or, was it because I wanted ratings from the girl I like to say no one cares about. I can say Adrianne is lying, but luckily she has a few e-mails saved from the initial contact from my show. I like to make fun of other people for how the look, act, or how big I think their star is. It’s mainly to cover up for what a fucking joke I can be, seeing how I probably don’t garnar much respect from people for what I do. Maybe what I would be funny if I wasn’t so fucking mean!

You know you got nothing on this, now fuck off.

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On the beach in Socal this weekend, Gavin Gwen and Kingston played the role of modern loving family. Such a post card set up. Hopefully they buy some of these pics from the photogs. It would only make sense.

Of course, Gwen, who’s due in Summer, was wearing a dress from her own LAMB line. She’s living the life. I’d hate on her if I didn’t like her so much.

And is Gavin just the cutest dad?

It’s just all too cute! I can’t take it anymore… I’m going to go read something about Heather Mills to bring me back down.

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He may have his own fashion line (yeah, i know, just go with it) but newly engaged Pete Wentz isn’t into designing wedding dresses. He made his first post engagement outing for Clandestine Industries clothing line at The Nordstrom South Coast Plaza Store in Costa Mesa, California, on Sunday and E! asked him about making Ashlee Simpson’s dress….

“I would not even try to step in and design Ashlee’s wedding dress,” he recently told E!. “I don’t think she would want that — thank God. Anyone who would want a wedding dress designed by me, I would not want to marry them.”

Oh please you know little Petey has his designs going for this OWN dress… he’ll be such the pretty Hot Topic bride like all those dorks I hung out with in high school and college. All black lace and eyeliner, taking their wedding photos in the graveyard because it’s so “deep.”

When asked if he was feeling threatened by Ashlee Simpson’s new line for Wet Seal…

“I’ve always been all right being second place to her,” he said. “I’m fine being her purse.”

You know, I hate to say it, but I’m starting to like little Petey…. Oh now I need a shower.

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