Gawd I really hope this is a joke… otherwise Audrina Patridge is really stupid.
The recently topless “star” of The Hills was spotted going into a tattoo shop last night getting some characters tattooed on her forearm. (she already has a HUGE tat on the back of her neck see below). Well, OK! says it should be a hoax, due to it’s translation.
Loosely translated from Chinese to English, Audrina’s new body ink reads, “The rice is fried in pork fat.”
Now, I like fried rice as much as anyone else. But not enough to tattoo it to my body!!!
Ashton, your “Pop Fiction” episodes are getting predictable. Think of something interesting.
I have a love/hate relationship with Page Six. Sometimes they’re right, but it seems most of the time, they are WAY off… Like with this one about Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom. Now remember, these two were linked together a few months ago because they attended some event at the same time (as did other actors as it was for an agent).
MAYBE Jennifer Aniston won’t be single forever. Spies at newly opened restaurant Beso in Los Angeles saw the divorced Hollywood hottie holding court with swashbuckling stud Orlando Bloom. “They were sitting very close,” said our onlooker, “and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world.” Last we heard, Bloom was model Miranda Kerr’s main man, but she was “nowhere to be found” at the party.
Above is a pic from the night they’re talking about. I’m thinking that if they got a pic of Jen, someone would have taken a pic of Orlando as well. I’m just sayin’.
So a few days ago, it came out that Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Hillary to Angelina Jolie. Who cares. They’re boring and not going to make a statement….
But, Hillary’s also “related” to Madonna, who has already sent her support. Interesting.
I think this is how Hills should do her campaign stops from now on.
Celebrities are weird. So are the paparazzi, but today, Sienna Miller takes the cake. The Daily Mail is reporting that poor dear Sienna was so freaked out by the paps that she jumped into a strangers van to escape. Ummmm, k.
She had been having lunch on…wait for it... ROBERTSON BLVD (the most paparazzi laden street in LA!!)… with her boyfriend, Rhys Ifans… When she left the restaurant, she found she was being followed by the paps. Um, ok.
When some guys in a passing people carrier, seeing her distress, slowed down to offer her a ride, she was so reassured by their claim of “we aren’t murderers or anything, you’ll be safe”, that she hopped in.
The car then made a high speed departure complete with a (tire) screech as Sienna said: “Go, go, go!”
ummm, I’m calling bogus on this one. I can’t wait to see it on popfiction. Or maybe Sienna is just so delicate she can’t take it in LA. Not that I really blame her, really.
To see pics of her jumping into the awaiting van of “strangers” click here
Good morning, let’s get started with a good one shall we?
The Sun (yes i know) is reporting that “musician” and former boyfriend of Kate Moss (pictured above) has become rather interested in Scientology. It seems it’s all due to a woman. Isn’t it always?
The Sun is saying that Pete has become “obsessed” with the subject since meeting DJ Nadine Ruddy, a Scientolgist, buying piles of books.
“Pete’s chatted a lot with her about it. He went out and bought some books to read up about it. He just wanted to find out more about Nadine and what she believes in.”
I guess there are worse things he could be doing. Like, crack or heroin… or… wait . Nevermind. If it’s just for tail… how sad. I wonder what Suri thinks!
