Archive for March 18th, 2008

Millions of Bees escape!!!

RUN BEES RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

On Sunday 8-12 MILLION BEES escaped their hives as the truck that was hauling them got into an accident on Hwy 99 near Sacramento. Highway Patrol officers, tow truck drivers and firefighters all got stung trying to clear the accident.

Luckily the bee wranglers were passing by and they helped get some of the bees back to their homes.

Bee wranglers? Do they have really tiny whips and a june bug to act as their herder?

In honor of the bee keepers, here’s Eddie Izzard

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Nahla Ariela Aubry

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Halle Berry and her model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry have released the name of their baby girl: Nahla Ariela Aubry.

Following the strong tradition of celebs choosing their own road in baby names. :-)

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Stripper Heels Hurt

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HAHA… some businessman is suing a “gentlemen’s” club for getting a stripper’s heel in his eye during a lap dance. awesome!

Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.

According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him “serious injuries.”

I’m not sure I even want to know what was going on during this lap dance to have her heel near his face when she “swiveled” around and hit him in the face. she should have hit him harder and knocked him out and taken his wallet. I mean, this is a tragedy that I will be laughing about all day long.

Man was probably just upset that she didn’t give “extras” and when he went to grab at her, she pulled a Charlie’s Angels on him and gave him the what for. That’s right, the what for. Look it up, it’s a technical term.


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“wholly exaggerated”

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Now that the 50 MILLION dollar divorce is settled, details regarding the Paul McCartney hearing are coming out. And now we know why Heather Mills didn’t want the details to see the light of day.

The judge in the case called her evidence ” inconsistent and inaccurate “. Does that mean she’s being called a liar?

To read more about Heather’s “inconsistent and inaccurate” evidence click below.

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On the beach together.

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Could they be any cuter? Nicole Kidman and hubby Keith Urban went for a stroll in Sydney. She finally looks like she has a belly, and she’s SMILING!!! the sun and her man must be doing her good. :-D

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How I met Britney...

Here’s your sneak peek at Britney Spear’s guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother. And how do they choose to promote the show? “Can we have sex, then go shopping?” Yup, that’s it!

When asked about her time on set, Neil Patrick Harris had this to say to OK!

“When she was with us, she was rather shy and intimidated,” he explained. “Probably because she doesn’t have a lot of acting experience, especially sitcom experience.”

And as for reports that the 26-year-old mother of two was a nightmare on the set, Neil said, “I wouldn’t call her a nightmare. She’s living one.”

While Brit might have been surprisingly quiet around the set, Neil admitted that the hysteria surrounding her even made its way past studio security.”When she’s on set, it’s kind of chaotic, hectic,” he explained. “Even though she was quiet and behaved… She brings that energy with her.”

OK I hadn’t heard she was anything but professional on set, OK! is just trying to start crap.

Enojy!


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