Archive for February 27th, 2008

Oh not this again...

OK magazine pregnant katie holmes

Oh goodie!!! I TOLD you it’s been a slow news week, so it’s time to do the whole, is she or isn’t she pregnant magazine covers. I guess since Angelina took her belly for a walk already you can just pick any name and throw it in the formula. This week, it’s Katie Holmes.

OK!
is saying she (gasp) gained 10lbs. And is therefore pregnant. ARE YOU INSANE?!?! Girl probably ate a whole piece of bread.

“She has that special glow that only pregnant women have,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “I would say there is a strong possibility that she’s pregnant.”

Now, in order to sell more of their own magazines, US is saying Katie ISN’T pregnant. oh yeah. this is fun.

“She’s not pregnant,” Katie Holmes’ rep tells Usmagazine.com in response to OK! magazine’s new cover story which asks whether the actress, 29, is expecting.

What will they do to make this Amazing?!?! I mean, can things get any more FANTASTIC or AMAZING for Katie? Unicorns would have to come down from heaven and do ballet on lollipop dancefloors for things to get any better.


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au revoir

angelina jolie pregnant brad pitt independent spirit awards 2008 arrival

It’s that time again… since it’s been a slow past few days, for news from the Sun. They are reporting that in honor of her late mother, Angelina Jolie will raise her newest biological baby ‘en France’.

Angelina’s mum, actress MARCHELINE BERTRAND, died last year and the star wants to embrace her French heritage by bringing up her new tot over there.

After months of house-hunting Brad and Angelina — who revealed her bump in a tight black dress at the weekend — have bought a chateau in the south of France and plan to make it their family home.

Doesn’t Angelina own a house in Cambodia, too? Or did she sell that? Does anyone really doubt that this family can not only afford to buy a home in France, but also do it? As for raising the child there, that would mean that they’d have to stay put for more than 2 months.

OH! And the Jolie-Pitts are reportedly only have one baby girl, not twins. I know, you were concerned.


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Love Nest

greg normans new home in florida

HOLY COW!!! What a house! It seems that golf man Greg Norman bought a Florida MANSION for his bride to be tennis star Chris Evert. Is this what you get when you marry a golf guy? Sign me up…. I mean, he can have his half of the house, and I can have mine. We never really have to see each other!!!! It’ll be great.

The luxury palazzo boasts 52 rooms and is located on 3.77 acres between Palm Beach’s Manalapan Beach and a lagoon.

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Touch his body

So the full version of Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body” is out… and the Diva diva must be a little pissed that her co-star stole the show.

Geek Chic is all the rage, and diva diva knows she’s not the girl she was a few years, ago, though she’s still hooooot… so why not joke about being hot?

Good for you Mariah, even though you must be fuming everyone loves the computer geek.

for otter


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Who

I AM I AM!!!!!!!

Is it bad that when I grow up I was to be Lucy? Courteney Cox and her botoxed lips were on the Today show this morning chatting up DIRT (on FX this SUNDAY!!!) Man, what was up with her face?? I love Courteney, but it looked like her dermatologist misfired and hit a nerve.

it’s ok Courteney, it only lasts a few months.

LOVE HER!


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