Although this still seems a little weird, I’d say it’s still a step up for Dita Von Teese. It seems that Jeremy Piven is making a shy play for the centerfold while at Sundance. Oooh…..

…as he browsed at Kari Feinstein’s suite at Social Hollywood in LA last week, [Jeremy Piven] was forced to come clean about the identity of his “brunette and curvy” lady friend because he didn’t know her size. He finally told the clerk the dresses were for [Dita] Von Teese…Von Teese’s lawyer, Keith Fink, told us Piven has seen her performance and he shyly said hello to her when he ran into her at an LA newsstand right before he bought the dresses. “She is single, and she’s not dating, so he should step up to the plate because there’s a lot of guys interested,” said Fink.

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Want a sneak at the new Star Trek movie?

Here ya go!

Ug, I can only imagine what it feels like to be knocked up, oh, I mean pregnant. I’m sure she feels about as good as she’s looking lately. That look on her face just about says, “Oh my Gawd, I have no idea what’s going on in my life and I can’t tell if I’m hungry or about to toss on that photographer.”

So the stalkarazzi caught Jessica Alba out shopping for antiques yesterday. They have NO idea about the concept of personal space. She should pee on them and then say “oh I’m so sorry, I’m pregnant, I can’t control that.” heehee

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Ok these chicks reaaaaaaaaaaally need to stop with the STUPID peace sign. I don’t know who started doing this, but I know that Lindsay Lohan ran that crap into the ground. STOP IT! You’re not making a statement. You’re looking stupid.

Sooooooooo yeah. Miley Cyrus brought her new dark look to the Hannah Montana 3-D premier last night. What do we think of this?

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Spotted! the reclusive Hollywood dork mom. Yes, that star mom, that has the ability to give her kids everything cool, yet does the most embarrassing thing possible to make sure her children still don’t want to be seen with her.

I couldn’t help myself. I love this picture of Heather Locklear at the premier of the Hannah Montana 3-D movie. It’s good to know she doesn’t take her image TOO seriously.

Below are the better looking poses the mother at the premier.

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Sundance is underway!!!! I don’t know why I LOVE the idea of going to SUNDANCE so much. Maybe it’s the idea that it’s away from work, and there’s free stuff everywhere. And celebs are easy pickin’s. I’d love to go there someday just to see what the fuss is all about. I’m sure that there are to be MORE than usual due to the writers’ strike. All those actors with nothing to do.

So the movies are underway, and Colin Farrell made an appearance already. He showed his scruffy face at the screening of “In Bruges” at the Eccles Theater along with Martin McDonagh, Brendan Gleeson. He looks really good in a suit. Why he doesn’t get cleaned up more often, I have no idea.

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No this hard partying “actress” isn’t trying to get a new role. Her time in a morgue is to be for her punishment due to her DUI conviction.

Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room.

Lohan was arrested twice last year on DUI charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges. She has already served 84 minutes in jail as part of the plea deal.

I can only imagine what she’s going to smell like after being in the morgue. Well, just a little less yummy than her usual smoke filled plastic hair, and every day worn leggings. I’m sure she smells like roses.

I would hate to be that Medical Examiner having to be around Lindsay Lohan for four hours for two days. I’d rather be around dead people. I just hope that she doesn’t try to sniff the embalming fluid for a cheap buzz.

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Reclusive chess champion Bobby Fischer has passed away in Iceland.

Bobby Fischer, the reclusive American chess master who became a Cold War icon when he dethroned the Soviet Union’s Boris Spassky as world champion in 1972, has died. He was 64.

But Fischer’s reputation as a chess genius soon was eclipsed by his idiosyncrasies. He lost his world title in 1975 after refusing to defend it against Anatoly Karpov. He dropped out of competitive chess and largely out of view, emerging occasionally to make erratic and often anti-Semitic comments, although his mother was Jewish.

“The tragedy is that he left this world too early, and his extravagant life and scandalous statements did not contribute to the popularity of chess,” Kasparov told The Associated Press.

There was no cause of death given.

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Hey y’all….

Are you single, male and between 25 and 35? BRAVO TV is looking for YOU on their new show!

San Diego Young Pros is hosting this casting event in Pacific Beach TONIGHT at BAR WEST! If you are interested, email them at Sdyoungpro@aol.com or go to their MYSPACE account and message them.

Let me know what happens!

Friday, we are heading west to Pacific Beach.
BAR WEST! We will have a one hour hosted bar from 9 pm to 10 pm. All full names must be on the VIP List to attend! BRAVO TV has contacted us to cast for their upcoming TV Show!

Bravo TV is looking for sexy, successful, eligible, bachelors, 25 to 35 years old to sweep young Hollywood Starlet off her feet and capture her heart.

In the City of Angels, where love seems to take a back seat to stardom, one rising starlet seeks her very own romantic inspiration.

On a boulevard of dreams this stunning celebrity awaits her leading man.

Bravo has rolled out the red carpet for that special man to embark on a new romantic adventure, in love and laughter in the Hollywood Hills.