So after weeks since their New Years’ “wedding” on an island near Bora Bora, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have decided to split, and never make the marriage legal. (The ceremony in Bora Bora was a ’spiritual’ one not a legal one)

Eddie has been married before and he has a baby with Spice Girl Mel Brown, Tracey was previously married to producer musician Babyface.

People has the details

“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” Murphy and Edmonds tell PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. “While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

The couple exchanged vows in a sunset ceremony on New Year’s Day on a private island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia. But, according to a source, the honeymoon got off to a rocky start.

“Eddie started yelling at Tracey in front of people,” says one of Edmonds’s wedding guests. “He did it on a few occasions and it was very embarrassing.”

To add fuel to this fire, Media Takeout said that the two would never marry due to the alimony Tracey Edmonds receives from ex-husband producer/musician Babyface. Looks like they were right!

Or she can always hang with his ex-es. It seems they get along great!
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I really really really really hope that they’re just screwing with the rest of the paps. This is just a No thank you. But it would give some credence to OK!’s report that Britney Spears is trying to get pregnant.

Celebridiot has these pics of Britney Spears and her pap hanger on Adnan looking at PREGNANCY TESTS the other day at a drug store.

PLEASE let them just be screwing with us!

YIPPIE!!! I hadn’t seen her for a while, so it’s nice to see Dita Von Teese out and about again :-D. She decided to show up at the premier of Breaking Bad last night in Culver City. She looks fantastic. But then, she always looks fantastic. At least to me she does.

Bees heart Dita!

OH! And about the TV show on AMC? IMDB says

A drama about a high school chemistry teacher who’s suffering from the world’s worst case of mid-life crisis and becomes a criminal.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE DITA’S SPANISH PLAYBOY PICS CLICK ON MORE!
NSFW DUH!!

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Little Mrs. Former Punk Rocker Avril Lavigne and her husband Deryck Whibley were caught outside of KOI restaurannt last night. They must have been celebrating that she was “exonerated” for plagiarism. Yippie! Peaches for everyone

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Ug, just like Paris and Britney, Lindsay Lohan’s not fooling anyone with that stupid wig. It so screams, “Oh please, don’t look at me, heehee… no really… oh ok… I mean, i do look different so i guess that’s a good reason for you take my picture. TADA!!!”

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