Oh how I wish there was an H&M closer to me. The nearest one is an hour away. boohooo. Why? Roberto Cavalli is now designing a limited edition line for H&M. WOOHOO! On hand to help him celebrate were pregnant Halle Berry, and the newly singleBar Rafaeli. Both are just fab-u-lous. And Halle’s idea not to “do” maternity wear is just great.

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Oh yeah… after a long day of dancing, practicing and working out, I like to head outside to the smokefilled LA skies for a nice long cigarette. Ok, not really, but Lindsay Lohan does. She looks just as hot as her “boyfriend”. Nothing but class.

Here is Ms. Lohan getting her smoke on after dance practice in Hollywood yesterday. Nothing but hotness, ooooh yeahhhh.

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OK, so I think people invite Bai Ling to events because they know the press love her. There’s no real reason as to why they love her, other than she LOVES them. Oh, and she’s a mess half of the time. And try as she might, I don’t think the “band-aid” trend is going to take off.

She’s the new Paris!

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Ah, when the new fragrances come out, you know it’s getting closer to the holidays. And the latest celeb to promote something this Gwyneth Paltrow for Estee Lauder. Yeah, don’t worry, it’s not her own fragrance.

She’s been the face for Estee Lauder for a while now, and it seems the new fragrance is called “Pure White Linen”. I wonder what that smells like.

But couldn’t she have at least done her hair?

I’m in a mood today aren’t I?

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Ok, so she didn’t really get fat, but since she (and J-Lo) isn’t saying anything about the baby, I’m saying she’s fat I mean a pregnant woman wouldn’t be rocking those heels would she?!

Here’s tubby Christina Aguilera shopping with her hubby Jordan Bratman for baby furniture. And she was even organized enough to bring a list. Smart cookie

(Wazzup ORCO?!!)

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Some think Josh Hartnett’s hot, but he just looks like he needs a good shower, shave, haircut, and some new clothes. And he has a uni-brow.

I can’t believe he was with Scarlett Johansson! He must have a terrific personality, or something.

Here he is inappropriately dressed at the London premier of his horror movie “30 Days of Night”.

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Ok Ok , I know she’s trying to get in the public eye any way she can since her last album didn’t go so well. And neither did her last movie(s). So I guess the only way for her to get attention now is to suggest being naked.

I’m so mean.

Trying a little too hard, dressed in all black with black nail polish on the hands and toes , Jessica Simpson showed up at the Fredericks of Hollywood fashion show last night. Man, I don’t know what kind of fight she and Ken Paves got into, but he’s just making her hair look like poo!

And does she ever shut her mouth?

That is a nice dress though….

See, I can be nice.

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Who knew that there was a fashion show for peek-a-boo bras and panties?! heehee

Fredericks of Hollywood had their spring fashion show this week, and their Holiday Covergirl, Dita Von Teese made a Pin-up appearance. Too bad she wasn’t modeling the fashions. We’ll just have to wait for the Christmas Catalog to see that

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