Even with a beard, Jake Gyllenhaal looks pretty cleaned up. Unlike other stars (you hear that Justin!!!!).

Here Jakey Jake in NYC on his way to David Letterman.

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I’m not a big Matthew McConaughey fan, but I know there are some of you all that think he’s cute. I just can’t get over the way he’s standing!!! Here he is with girlfriend Camilla in Malibu.

Oh and here’s the FLYNET rumor.

After they went paddle surfing, they gave each other a high five, and we just can’t help but think that they look happy, cute and totally in love. In fact, Flynet caught hold of a possible engagement rumor. “Matthew has never been so in love with a woman and would do anything within his means to make Camilla happy—including a proposal,” one source said.

Whatever… I’ll believe it when he’s married, for more than a minute.

I’m just saying….

Nanny Jennifer Russell, has opened her big yapper to the Daily Mail, just to tell them ‘Why some rich people just shouldn’t be allowed to have children’.

Hmmm, my job is to feed and care for rich people’s kids… So I’ll go to a newspaper and dish all the icky secrets, including how one kid painted with his own poo. NICE!

I don’t disagree with her…. But then I think there a lot of people in general who shouldn’t have kids.

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New video of Brit Brit at the Jail.

You know, I’d want to just shove that mike down the “journalist’s” throat. She’s not a news journalist, she’s annoying.

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We all know it’s not her mom, Jennifer Garner, or dad, Ben Affleck that runs that household. It’s Violet Affleck. You know she’s their new manager and agent rolled into one. Afterall, she’s the one everyone wants to see, so she just throws them a bone once in a while. “Here ya go, mom, here’s a role of a prostitute in the play about the man with a huge nose”. Cha-ching.

Ok, it’s early, and I’m still not done with my espresso.

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People Magazine is reporting this AM, that Britney Spears turned herself in last night on misdemeanor charges in regards to her hit and run this summer.

“At around 9:25 this evening, Ms. Spears turned herself in to the Van Nuys Jail for booking,” said LAPD officer Mike Lopez. “This was by court order, which is common for a misdemeanor charge.”

A smiling Spears, wearing a short black dress, a black jacket and carrying a white purse, was accompanied by pal Sam Lufti and her lawyer, J. Michael Flanagan, when she surrendered at the jail.

The singer, 25, was fingerprinted, photographed and released about an hour later. Officer Lopez says she was neither handcuffed or detained in a holding cell, and described her demeanor as “cooperative.”

LAPD says their policy is to not release the booking photo.

You KNOW that SOMEONE will leak her photo, just like Nicole Richie, and Paris Hilton’s!!!

I can’t wait!

Perez Hilton was the only site that has a photo of Ms. Spears, and also had this to say!!!

“I was inside the station as she came in and she went in the back to get booked for her hit and run. She was all smiles as she walked out and when asked how it was she replied, ‘Amazing!”

oohh Amazing!!! At least she has a sense of humor.