Hide your Car Keys, Lindsay’s Loose!
It seems that now that she’s out of rehab, (how I don’t know), that Lindsay Lohan is making a run for Robertson Blvd, and a table at the IVY!!!!! For those who don’t know, the Ivy is CRAWLING with paparazzi, and you only go there to be seen.
Some things never change.
I feel obligated to write something about this.
It seems that Lindsay Lohan has flown the coop! People is reporting that the fame/drug/alcohol addicted car wrecker has checked out of Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah. Dear Lord everyone hide!
Of course Monther-Of-The-Year Dina Lohan is saying how proud she is of her daughter and that Lindsay is moving on with her life. You know Dina was going without some shopping excursion or her next fix so she guilted Lindsay into leaving to ‘work’.
“I’m proud of her. She’s moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal.”
My favorite quote was from a blind source (which People rarely uses)
“She’s finished the program,” one source says. “Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay.”
She chose to stay… sure she did, she was the biggest fish there until Richie Sambora checked in! And we all know she stayed there because there wasn’t anywhere else for her to go. He movies tank, and no one in their right mind would hire her…. toxic box office.