HAHA!!

ok this MAY not be suitable for work… but it sure is funny.

I was told that there were about 21 innuendos but I only got 13. Anyone got a hint?

I’m really surprised this didn’t happen earlier. Parents post profiles of their daughters, looking for a man, and make a little money in the process. What a great idea! WWW.MARRYOURDAUGHTER.BIZ!!!! It’s the way to go I think…jk
Ok to start off with this website is a fake. FAKE! not real!

The ad man that made it wanted to bring to light the discrepancies between state marriage laws and rape laws. I like it, having worked with www.VDAY.org in the past.

But if the WAS TRUE. How much would we all go for? What a terrifying thought.

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More shots from the “He’s Just Not That Into You” set. We’ve seen Drew Barrymore already, and now Jennifer Aniston. I knew she was in this movie! Now we’ll just wait for Ben Affleck!! heehee

She looks great. And comfortable.

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Well, that settles it. For MONTHS now, there’s been “discussion” amongst us bloggers whether Britney Spears was on drugs, Borderline Personality, Manic Depressive, or just dumb as a rock…

And we now know that at least one of them is true. Brit Brit is now being subjected to RANDOM drug and alcohol screenings in order to keep the little ones. ahhh.

The Judge in her case was VERY CLEAR in this statement

“based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Spears],” will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.

DANG! I know parents who did drugs in front of friends, in front of the kids and this didn’t happen to them. yes, that is a sad sad statement. GET IT TOGETHER BRITNEY!!!! Or just give Kevin the kids. That may not be a bad thing.

Here are the rest of the stipulations that BOTH K-fed and Britney need to follow

· Neither Brit nor K-fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.

· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.

· Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.

· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.

· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.

· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.

· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.

While the responsibilities for Federline end there, Judge Gordon tacked on an extra list of tasks for Spears. In order to maintain the current shared custody agreement, the popstar must:

· Attend individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.

· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.

I hope you can do it Britney… and I hope Kevin’s not being a total jerk about this.

Kate Winslet Auctions Her Butt For Charity -Daily Stab

Marilyn Manson wants you to know… He’s not on drugs, just illegal alcohol that makes you crazy. -VH1

Another age jump relationship - Dlisted

Amy Winehouse frightens the Mail Man - PH

Angelina Jolie Needs To Get Her Stories Straight Re: her Lovers - HollyScoop

David Grohl Doesn’t Heart Paris Hilton -IDLYITW

50 Cent Disappoints The Rest Of The World -ASL

Angelina’s attack on Brad: ‘Just be quiet and look pretty’ -Daily Mail

Cameron Diaz Shows Her Rear While Filming -CelebDirtyLaundry

There’s no reason for this post except that I like how these two are together.

Heidi Klum and Seal at the Emmys.

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It seems Charlie Sheen has grown tired of 12 of his 13 tattoos. And who doesn’t grow tired of them after a while?

Good for you Charlie. But doesn’t that laser hurt too?

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Ahhhh

How cute… Rachel Bilson taking care of her little doggie. For some reason she had to carry the dog, her purse, and a laptop to her friend’s house.

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Wow… who knew she could get saucy?

Jennifer Garner really turned it on at the premier of “The Kingdom” last night.

Is it just me, or did she get something done to her lips?

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Happy Birthday Lance Armstrong. The 7 time Tour De France winner is 36 today!

What a cutie.

www.Livestrong.org

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