People Magazine is saying that Nicole Richie was “Pleasantly Surprised” to be released early. Ummm… DUH! Do we really think she was begging the guards to let her stay all four days?!?! NO!

Her lawyer told People

“Nicole was aware that most people with sentences similar to hers are booked and released in a matter of hours and she was hoping to be treated like everyone else,” attorney Shawn Chapman Holley said in a statement. “Nevertheless, she was prepared to serve her entire four-day sentence had the Sheriff’s Department required her to do so.”

For those who don’t know WHY this happened, So Cal has overcrowding issues. So they let out of the beginner crimes so they can get the idea that they can do whatever they want. I mean, They let out the less serious criminals to free up room for those who drive on suspended licenses.

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The Pitt-Jolie clan is in NYC. I know what everyone says about street food in Manhattan, but the only time I got sick was at Trump Tower’s Ice Cream stand… No joke. I LOVE the pretzels and hotdogs, as gross as they may seem if you think about it.

I guess Brad feels like I do, eat ‘em up!!! He and Maddox chowed down on street dogs, after going to the art store with Angelina, Zahara, and Pax (where’s Shilo?) At least they eat normal food once in a while

Oh, and he’s got that HAT on again!

PS I HAD to post this pic in particular because of the DIVA behind Brad’s head… hahaha

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The MESS that is Amy Winehouse text messaged fellow blogger Perez Hilton regarding what he said for her to ” ditch that loser husband!!!!”

Below are our communications with Amy, unedited.

Amy Winehouse: “Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other. Take back what you said on the blog. I thought you was my girl. I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.”

Text #2: “I’ll be alright. I need to fight my man’s corner for him though. x”

Text #3: “For the last time he did not and never has hurt me. Say I told you what happened on your blog. He has such a hard time and he so supportive. Please make amends. Kiss. Amy x”

A while later, Text #4: “Please can you put up the truthful version straight away? It’s bad enough that it’s been there that long. I know you love me but he deserves the truth, he is an amazing man who saved my life again and got cut badly for his troubles. All he get is horrible stories printed about him and he just keeps quiet, but this i too much. Thanks girl. Amy”

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! She was 1) Cutting herself 2) Doing Drugs 3) With a CALL GIRL?!?!?!

AMY!!! GET IT TOGETHER!

(I do love that wedding photo though)

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Um, I don’t know if we have another “Reality Show” on our hands here or not (please no please no!). Jennifer Lopez is looking for backup dancers that use Secret Deodorant, and can cut a rug. Ok, maybe just ones that can make her look good. Does this mean she’s going on tour?

Jennifer Lopez kicked off her nationwide casting call with Secret Deodorant yesterday, the search will see the latino singer find a dancer for her upcoming video. Lopez sat with a panel of judges and watched the hopefuls complete their 30 second routines. One lady did a great job of nearly getting her legs behind her head!!

Nice, a contortionist always makes you look less stupid on stage!

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Text Messages with Amy Winehouse PerezHilton

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Wow ever since Hayden Panattiere turned 18 she’s been looking awfully um, sensuous? Is that the right word?

Here she is in Milk’s new ad, shot by Annie Leibovitz. And did anyone see her on the cover of FHM??

Dear me!

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Vince Vaughn, one of my favorite men actors, isn’t looking very rested as of late. I’m really hoping that this is just due to the angle that he’s looking like he’s 80.

Take a nap Vince, it works for me.

PS why does he need a bodyguard?

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Now that everyone knows about Lindsay Lohan getting next to nothing for her two DUIs, and COCAINE being found on her in BOTH, sigh…. the bloggers are ranting. Even the BIG Paparazzi pages aren’t happy about it. (and that’s saying something)

My favorite has been from Flynet.

The moral of the story is … If you want to drive on a suspended license, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. Instead, take pills, snort coke, drink lots of booze and get behind the wheel, go the wrong way down a one way, and find yourself in a high speed chase. Hey, if you’re going to break the law, do it the right way, huh?

Have a lovely morning children!

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Katie cat and Suri left their little vacation to the city of lights. It can only be assumed that they are returning to Germany to Tom Cruise, where he is filming his latest movie. I’d love to stay in Paris, too. But it looks rainy. But it looks rainy here too…. TAKE ME TO PARIS KATIE!!!

ok I’m done now.

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