Everyone and their blogger seems to be talking about a birthday today. And you know what, sure Hayden Panettiere is all of 18 today, but the best birthday belongs to author, actress, producer, Kim Cattrall.

Happy Birthday Girl

Muah!!!

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Hey all

I just got this in my mail box, thought I would share with y’all!

It seems that Beyonce will be hosting a party at (one of my favorite SD places) Stingaree.

Muah! :-*

J-Lo is having her new video done by David LaChaelle, with S & M, and Plushies. Plushies scare me. Don’t know what Plushies are? Plushies are when people dress like big stuffed animals, and do naughty things to each other. Want to know what’s going on in the new plushie video????

For two days, director David LaChapelle had her tricked out in the sort of tight, studded-leather outfit that avenging moms apparently wear when they rescue their children from sex clubs.

Never mind that LaChapelle’s scenario has nothing to do with the lyrics of “Do It Well,” the first single from J.Lo’s forthcoming CD, “Brave.” Lopez really wanted to work again with the photographer, who directed her “I’m Glad” video.

Perhaps aware that she also really wants a child, LaChapelle gave her one — a son, about 6 years old. For some reason, the kid is being held hostage in this kinky club. Enter J.Lo, kicking around bouncers the same way she wailed on that abusive husband in “Enough.”

Searching for her boy, she discovers a grimy place that resembles a Petland store run by the Marquis de Sade. Opening one door, she sees a dominatrix, dressed up as a cat, whipping a man in a mouse mask and underpants. He’s stretched out on a mousetrap. Behind another door is a giant hamster cage, where one woman trods an exercise wheel while another sucks water from a bell bottle.

Lopez makes her way past an assortment of pimps and hos, finally finding her boy washing dishes in the kitchen. She leads him to safety, tossing a few goons over the railing along the way.

Fantastic!!! I often feel like the girl on the hamster wheel… keep running!!!

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OK, I’ve been to more than my fair share of funerals recently. And for one for a family member we all wore Hawaiian shirts and dresses with flowers and leis, because that’s what she LOVED!

But there’s something rather disturbing about how excited everyone seems to be at Merv Griffin’s funeral. It’s like “The Starter Wife”, if you’ve ever read the book. Everyone’s there to be seen, talking about their movies, pimping their projects, and smiling for the cameras. It looks like Nancy Reagan’s the only one who doesn’t want to be there getting her photo taken.

But that’s just me.

Below are Dick Van Dyke, The Odd Couple’s Jack Klugman , Ryan Seacrest, Jeopardy’s Alex Trebek, actor, former First Lady Nancy Reagan, Pat Sajak and Vanna White.

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Get it together Amy!!!! Amy Winehouse has left rehab AGAIN!!! This makes bees sad.

It seems that she and her new hubby, Blake, weren’t getting along in the serene retreat but rather were fighting and screaming at each other the whole time. I just don’t see the good of going to rehab together, but that’s just the shrink in me coming out.

The Sun has this -

[A]fter a string of screaming matches with each other — ruining the harmony of the £10,000-a-week retreat — they left. Together, they got a taxi to an exclusive hotel in central London where they spent the night.

While The Causeway staff were sad to see Amy leave her treatment, they were glad to see the back of Blake.

A source close to the couple said: “It is supposed to be a peaceful backdrop to help people deal with their problems. But Amy and Blake kept rowing and spoiling the ambience.

“While Amy would be welcomed back with open arms, I’m not sure they’d say the same for Blake.

“Everyone is really worried that if they are let loose in London again they’ll just go straight back to their old druggy habits.”

This constant friction is really bothering Amy’s family too.

Their [Amy and Blake] decision to quit again is a further blow to Amy’s father Mitch and her concerned inner circle.

Sources said Mitch threatened to “crucify” Blake after he confessed that Amy had collapsed from “speedballing” — inhaling or injecting a mix of crack cocaine and heroin at the same time.

I think that they should make Amy take responsibility, not just blame her now husband… but that’s just me.

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I don’t know why more Americans don’t like Brit Robbie Williams. He’s cocky as all hell, self indulgent and a good singer… right up our alley. Or maybe it’s because he has talent.

He IS known for being a rather bad boy, and that devious grin on his face only shows that he’s up to no good. Haha. His new home is in LA, and it seems he’s fitting in quite nicely.

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