August 15th, 2007
Ben Affleck is 35 today…
And he is only looking better. Of course his best accessory is Violet 
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August 15th, 2007
You know, it’s kind of sad when any couple breaks up. It’s even harder when you’re on the cover of Weddings InStyle that’s still on the magazine racks when your engagement ends.
And that’s what happened to Jennifer Morrison and Jesse Spencer, co-stars on Fox’s House.
People has the exclusive scoop-
“After much consideration, we have decided not to get married,” the couple said in a joint statement. “We are still very close, and we look forward to continuing to work together on House.”
How awkward to work with your ex, not just an ex you went to People magazine about your proposal, and now your break up…
Keep your heads up lovelies.
August 15th, 2007
Heehee. We thought this was funny. We know we’re mean people, but it was funny. This “Missing Dog” poster was found on Paris Hilton’s front door. (and while some are speculating that little Paris put it there, the website is done by a guy named Ryan Crotty.)
What’s it say?
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore TerrierMy dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSING
If you have any information, please call [310-555-NOHOPE] or go to [WWW.myspace.com/dirtyagenda]
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
Whoever did this, (and I’M assuming it’s NOT PARIS though she’s been known to do secret nasty things), has a twisted sense of humor… and putting it on Paris’ door… even better. heehee.
August 15th, 2007
Anne Hathaway Is Not Polishing The Pole- DListed
BRITNEY SPEARS Her new love is her former assistant! - OK! Magazine
How Many Aguilera-Bratmans Does It Take To Buy A Light Fixture? - PopSugar
Lindsay Lohan gets sued…again - The Superficial
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY Those things weren’t mine - The Sun
Has Elisha Cuthbert Gained Weight? - The Skinny Website
August 15th, 2007
Ms. “I love my boyfriend, Marilyn Manson” Evan Rachel Wood, is in this month’s GQ. There’s something so very Lolita about her, and it’s kind of, um, not comfortable.
The article opens up with the reporter talking about watching the music video the MM and ERW did together “Heart Shaped Glasses”
a video of her having sex. And in the spirit of full disclosure, I’ll admit it’s difficult to get that sort of thing out of your head, especially when there are rumors that the sex—which involves blood, strangulation, and a shrieking orgasm that sounds like something out of Hostel Part II—is real.
Yeah if you’ve ever seen it, it’s kinda… uncomfortable. Especially with that real sex rumor. blech.
She explains it this way
We made it for each other. I just wanted to show that it’s okay to have different, weird ideas about romance. At the end of the video, we’re kissing and it’s raining blood—and for me, that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life…
Even though ugliness can be all around you—you can literally be in a thunderstorm of blood—if you look past that, it really is just two people holding on to each other. And you know, the same thing with the sex scene. If you’re going to have a sex scene, that’s what it is. When you’re with someone and you’re in love, that’s usually what happens. It’s not always soft. Sometimes it’s somebody screaming or whatever.…
Um yeah. I like how she doesn’t address the idea that the bed in the music video, you know, where they’re having this romantic raining blood sex, is a copy of Dita Von Teese’s bed.
August 15th, 2007
Jenna Jameson Is Still Scary - IDLYITW
Geico Caveman To Testify!-D-Listed
John Mayer and Mandy Moore??!! - Daily Stab
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Already Has a Promising Career - ASL
Alicia Keys Premieres ‘The Nanny Diaries - Splash News
Jamie Lynn is siding with Kevin! - Life & Style
